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[Ghieri]

How do you beat the left desert fortress?

I used rocket boots to get past the spikes but it cuts off the screen after a while and I can't see anything.

EDIT: nevermind. Used Firefox and that fixed the formatting issues.

EDIT2: I figured out how to beat the xinopherodon:

Spoiler below!

Get like 10 anti-gravity potions(I used 5x the recipe and got 25) and equip the boots of introspection. You should also have the pogo stick and desert bird feather. Your weapon doesn't matter, but you should have the octopus king's crown enchanted with jaspers or the fireball spell(I used both). anyways, just keep jumping, using the antigravity potions over large gaps, and stop short of the xino's range. Now you can mage him because he won't move. Kill him to get the claw that doubles your damage!

Also beat the teapot and got

Spoiler below!

HOLY SHIT 315 damage weapon if you enchant it!
EDIT: It's incredibly slow, though. It does an extra 25% damage on the scythe based on my hugely approximate measurments.