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How old are you, mother-fucker!? I'm 9,000,000!

I've watched the rise and fall of every great civilization known and unknown to the modern world of man! I speak the language of the hunter bird, grasping in its claws the bloodied and dying cobra of the people of Tcho Nictoo. From the hundreds of millions of sunrises and sunsets, from the tens of thousands of hours spent studying in the halls of archaic libraries, and from the tens of thousands slaughtered by my hand -- all of whom got in the way of whatever empire or tribal village I inhabited -- I might tell you anything and everything, but I so choose to tell you this: Off Minor's Everything Explicit sucks donkey-ass!