Amateur reviewer looking for audience

[Sexbad]

The thing was that I wanted to keep the reader guessing. I'll admit that it ended up taking a tedious amount of writing to do anyway so I probably won't be as much of a dick in the beginning in later reviews of other games simply for my own benefit. Hell, I might just rewrite it.

However, I do suggest you read it through. It gets more to the point after a short while a I think.