Weapons (please read and discuss)

[Cranky Old Man]

Ok so I'm currently playing Amnesia the Dark Descent and loving it well not really actualy its to scary for me to love it but uhm well ok lets just say I'm playing it and I was thinking... wouldn't it be flippin awesome if we could replay the game but with a weapon(s) hidden in the starting area(s) this way we could get even with the monsterfuckers that make us crap our pants

It would be just as "awesome" as robbing a convenience store to get even with them for taking your money.
It would be just as "awesome" as introducing lightsaber duels into chess.
It would be just as "awesome" as creative mode in Minecraft.
It would be just as "awesome" as extra lives in tennis.
It would be just as "awesome" as no-clip.
No. No. No. No. No.