I put those subtitles up there so that my friends who DON'T have the game would understand what's going on. MAYBE they didn't know that you can just hide in the closet. Hence the "hidey hole".
And what the hell difference does it make if they're subtitles or a voice over? You really just don't like reading? Now who's the little kid...
EDIT: And yes I am very much aware that my name here is "GraphicsKid"... but this is a reference to the fact that I got involved in visual effects and animation at a (relatively) young age... I'm 19 now...