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What would you do if you were in Daniel's position?
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RE: What would you do if you were in Daniel's position?

When the monster run to beat you.... OK listen when monster reached you then you say:

--------------------Episode 1--------------------

You: STOP, 1 minute...
Grunt: Ok...
You: Who are you?
Grunt: I'm a monster with big mouth and I have 2 friends.
You: Who are those 2?
Grunt: Water Lurker and Brute.
You: Your friends are weird.
Grunt: aaaggggg (angry).
You: Ok, Ok, Calm down my friend, Where is your mom and dad?
Grunt: aaaaaahhh (thinking)....
You: You don't have parents?
Grunt: No, Why are you asking this stupid question?
You: Because I want to tell your parents that you scared peoples, hit them with your beautiful hands, Sometimes peoples turn off the game...
Grunt: OoOO0o0o0oo0...
You: So, umm yeah, You wanna drink something??
Grunt: Yeah, I love wines.
You: Look around for wines.
Grunt: Ok....

----------After 5 minutes...----------

You: Find any wines?
Grunt: No, Hey what is this in your hand?
You: This, This is a mango juice.
Grunt: Can you give some?, I'm really thirsty...
You: Oh sure here, Take this mango potion, I have 17 mango potions left..
Grunt: YUKH, It's.... It tastes like an oil...
You: Your mouth is big thats why you can't taste it hahahaha.
Grunt: aaaagggggg (Again angry)...
You: Hey, You want to eat something?
Grunt: Yeah...
You: What?
Grunt: Your beautiful body, tasty body.....
You: I told you, you can't taste me..
Grunt: (Attacked you and your down)...
You: Ahh, Ahh, Hey (Weak), LOOK WHO'S BEHIND YOU...
Grunt: Who, (You run away from him) Hey what the hell, BRUTEEEEE, WATER LURKER GET HIM...
You: Running, Running, Running, (2 monster spawn)
Brute: My boss sent me here to kill you.
You: I have mango juice, You want some, Take this and let me go you brute...
Brute: Yummy, It's look delicious, Lets drink it.... YUKHHH WHAT THE HELLLLLL AH SHITY JUICE, What now it's stuck between my teeth, help help help.....
You: (Jump out of the window and you are lost in the trees)....


----------TO BE CONTINUE....----------

Spoiler below!
I'm making a parody of it Big Grin

(This post was last modified: 04-17-2011, 06:01 AM by waqas12346.)
04-17-2011, 05:58 AM
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RE: What would you do if you were in Daniel's position? - by waqas12346 - 04-17-2011, 05:58 AM



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