Phobias

[failedALIAS]

Post what you fear!

le RULES:

*No swearing!(Jk)
*No Porn(obviously)
*You may only post ponies if you have a fear of either them, or something in the pony plethora. . . of stuff
*NO FUCKING HOLES! IF I THINK I SEE SOMETHING EVEN MILDLY RELATED TO HOLES I'M GONNA FLIP SHIT!

Now to get things started:

1) Tickle-Me Elmo
2) Any single pieces of wood in the shape of a rectangle, far more pronounced in length than width.
3)Star Fish (Very reasonable explanation behind this one, people; I don't like Law and Order)
4)Gingers
5)Pink Fog
6)Tentacles
7)The Black Man
8)The French (I know it sounds horrible, but, yeah)
9)Everything about Canada
10)Violence
11)Peace
12)Anything REALLY big
13)Sex
14)Contact
15)Contacts
17)Gmail
18)Bing
19)People with sweaty hands (This isn't an 'anti-pervert thing', it's just sweat)
20)Most Black people (I'm not racist. I think they should have equal rights and be given as many opportunities as white people; I'm just terrified of them)
21)Signs (I just don't see what's wrong with writing a thoughtful letter)
22)Most conversations with Kman

These are a few of my ACTUAL PHOBIAS. I happen to be a person who gets terrified of things that seem impractical to me -- granted, this doesn't happen with most impractical things. Most of the things on this list, I am horrified of, it is sad but true.