What "Life Stats" would you want to know before dying?

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All pointless... You know that roughly 6 seconds before you make a decision your subsconscious already made it for you? Life just happens and we're mere spectators.

Sure, if we're talking about decisions like "should I drown myself?", "should I stop beating my heart?", "should I place my hand into boiling water and not take it out?". But things like "should I have tuna or salmon?", "should I show up for work today?" and "is it a good idea to gamble my life savings away?" (just random dilemmas for the sake of diversity) are completely up to the conscious, logical mind. Seriously, how is it you have not committed suicide yet with such a bleak outlook on life? If you believe it because it's "truth", how about you prove it?