mah hoamboi triadtimes

[CorinthianMerchant]

Triadtimes laid on his lounge reading the paper. "DEMENTED LOCAL THINKS FLASH DANCE IS 4 REAL" He spilled his coffe as he saw his hoamboi bein put in prison.

-Fear not! I'll bring my cat-girl mask!

Triad went to Alcatraz and defeated the guards with his SLEDNER-3000. He then confronted the warden, JetlinerX.

-Don't you dare release Kman, he's a threat to society!

-Give me ten reasons why I shouldn't!

-1. I own my own very successful video marketing company making national television commercials.
2. I am double majoring in technical communication, and video production.
and
3. I work a full time job.

-4. I'm starting to ramble!

Triad pushed JetlinerX out of the way and embraced his hoamboi.

Triad, Kman and Statyk returned home and lived the rest of their life in a bungalow with $$$$$WAAAAAG and money.