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Daniel recalled his Pikachu, then walked into a flooded room. His feet became drenched. Oprah roared, bounding towards Daniel. Before Daniel could summon Kaernk to help him, Oprah leaped, attempting to suck his...
...snow cone he had bought from a stall.
but the snow cone had melted and then something terrible happened Oprah.......
Took of her bra, almost turning this thread into a semi-heterosexual one.
Daniel didn't want that to happen, so he quickly jumped into the water, attempting to kill himself. But little did he know, the Kaernk had also fled. Oprah jumped after him, into the water, creating a gigantic flood. Daniel was flushed away and ended up in..
...the Cistern, and Oprah was nowhere in sight.
Suddenly a man in a pink spandex overall appeared...

"I've destroyed your game with shitty maps for a year now. Now I will destroy you with efficient German sex", whispered Skashi.

Suddenly a shape in a green shape appeared and struck Skashi down. He removed his hood, and there before him stood the mighty wizard Googolplex...
"You're a wizard, Daniel." whispered Googolplex, and morphed into nothingness after handing Daniel a wooden wand. Daniel then...
...realized his last name was Radcliffe, and wondered just why in the blue blazes he was in the castle in the first place. He had to speak with his agent immediately. He quickly dashed off, headed in the direction of...
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