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Daniel was dumbfounded at Grunt, he looked so sexy as he sucked harder and harder on the popsicle.

"Daniel, I want you to paint me like one of your french girls..."

Post something goddamit!!!!

"I have no paint, or brushes. I suppose I can paint you with my..."

''Elephant trunk, mounted to the wall in my room''

" Alexander's brush. I'll go to get brush and paints from the storage."
"okay" Grunt said.

Daniel entered the Storage and descended the stairs. It was unbelievable dark and cold in there, and he realized he forgot the lantern.
He heard a voice: "Hello, Daniel."
It was Alexander.
"Oh hi Alexander, haven't seen you for a while...how's it hanging?"
"Not very good, Daniel... We're out of booze, just when me, Weyer and Agrippa started to have fun. And I must warn you, Weyer got little...playful when we drank and he released the Kaernk to the castle. You know kaernks, these little invisible assholes... It has already killed five people, and Brute is trying to catch it. But what you're doing down here, Daniel?"

Brute was excited. He'd witnessed Daniel's and Grunt's passionate scene. Should he tell Alexander? Or should he ask them if they needed a third one??
The next day, Daniel received a note... "Don't sleep with my servants, okay? ~Alex"

WHERE'S MY DAMN ELEPHANT TRUNK?!

C'mon folks :/

(08-15-2012, 08:31 PM)Traggey Wrote: [ -> ]WHERE'S MY DAMN ELEPHANT TRUNK?!

C'mon folks :/

In your bedroom, where you left it.

(08-15-2012, 08:33 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: [ -> ]

(08-15-2012, 08:31 PM)Traggey Wrote: [ -> ]WHERE'S MY DAMN ELEPHANT TRUNK?!

C'mon folks :/

In your bedroom, where you left it.

I've lost you, you mean nothing to me.