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(04-25-2013, 05:21 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, when you pass out from loss of oxygen, instead of releasing the breath and begin respiration normally, you die.

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I wish I had A Clockwork Orange on DVD.

Granted, everytime you get a girl over at your place she sees it and doesn't want to see you anymore because all women seem to hate it xD

I wish my accent was more Welsh.

Granted, but the welsh become extinct and you are a loser with a dead accent.


I wish I had good internet.

(04-25-2013, 06:00 PM)Aldighieri Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but the welsh become extinct and you are a loser with a dead accent.


I wish I had good internet.

Err... It wouldn't be extinct because i'd still be here

Wish granted, but its so expensive that you have to sell everything to pay for it.

I wish clothes weren't so expensive.

Granted, all of the textile factories are closed down and you have to make your own.

I wish for fez.

(04-25-2013, 06:47 PM)Aldighieri Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, all of the textile factories are closed down and you have to make your own.

I wish for fez.

This one
or this one?

The first one.

Granted, but it gets stolen by the Doctor.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted, but some "bad" things (Weird stuff, y'know. Like...Things from /b/) gets stuck on your mind and you eventually commit suicide.

I wish I was cool.

Granted. You are 0K.

I wish I had a kickass pet tiger.

(04-25-2013, 09:03 PM)Bridge Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had a kickass pet tiger.

Granted, you have a kickass pet tiger. Which hates you with a passion and plots to tear you apart while you sleep

I wish i could tame a bear