Frictional Games Forum (read-only)

(05-14-2013, 12:04 PM)BeeKayK Wrote: [ -> ]Granted. The answer is bacon.

I wish for the Oculus Rift

granted.


I wish someone would missunderstand my wish

Granted. Only their brain cannot truly comprehend it and explodes.


I wish my cat loved me.

granted, it loves you so much it want's to sex you up so it keeps humping your leg


i want to be a werewolf (again)

granted.

You are this werewolf.

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Oh yea I wish I was a dinosaur... Also I wish you don't use the obvious response.

Granted. I will not respond then. Heres a story.

Once there was a human. He turned into a dinosaur because of a corrupted wish. The military didn't like the dinosaur, and caught it. The dinosaur was sold to a circus. The owner of the circus became so rich, he closed down the circus, because he didn't need it anymore. Now the dinosaur lives a happy life in a zoo, surrounded by the strongest ironbars, in the strongest cage on earth.



I wish for my day tomorrow at McDonalds to go well.

Granted! except as soon as you walk out of McDonalds you will be hit by a flaming meteor and die. I wish I could fly.

Granted. Your name is Icarus.

I wish you'd tell me where your lovely Avatar is from.

Granted, but it's from a necroporn website.

I want this...

Granted, but it's send in pieces and you can't put it back together.

I wish I can understand English more.

Granted, you can start with could*

I wish I found the $300 I lost in my room a couple of years ago.