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**Romulator** · 10-23-2015, 03:27 PM

(10-23-2015, 03:21 PM)CarnivorousJelly Wrote: I miss the vending machine thread... it was clever

I won't ban you if you revive it.

https://www.frictionalgames.com/forum/thread-24100.html

**Nice** · 10-23-2015, 03:27 PM

(10-23-2015, 03:21 PM)CarnivorousJelly Wrote: I miss the vending machine thread... it was clever

you're welcome, i always deliver the forum material

**Kreekakon** · 10-23-2015, 03:27 PM

(10-23-2015, 03:27 PM)Modulator Wrote: I won't ban you if you revive it.

I might

**Radiance** · 10-23-2015, 03:52 PM

New Star Wars. It awakens the sweet memory of younger me but also reminds me how old I got.

**CarnivorousJelly** · 10-24-2015, 01:29 AM

(10-23-2015, 03:27 PM)Modulator Wrote:
(10-23-2015, 03:21 PM)CarnivorousJelly Wrote: I miss the vending machine thread... it was clever

I won't ban you if you revive it.

https://www.frictionalgames.com/forum/thread-24100.html

**Red** · 10-24-2015, 06:51 PM

Have an apple. When sold, apples give you money. Money gives you power. Power gives you women.
Women give you sickness. Sickness gives you death.

Kids, never do apples.

**CarnivorousJelly** · 10-24-2015, 07:20 PM

(10-24-2015, 06:51 PM)Red Wrote: Women give you sickness.

EW COOTIES!

What kind of women are you buyin' Red? 'Cause you aren't paying enough if they have diseases

**Red** · 10-24-2015, 07:32 PM

The ones that are on sale due to expiration date.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 10-27-2015, 10:26 AM

What kind of place tries to make themselves noticed by having women on sale? That sounds like asking for trouble.

**Red** · 10-27-2015, 10:53 AM

Some place with a very smart owner. (Kappa)
I think a place with a big sign "Women for sale" wouldn't stay in business for too long.