FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

[CorinthianMerchant]

Robosprog and Dogfood walked home from school...

-Sprog was my hamster, a Robovriski dwarf hamster, one of the fastest in the world. I miss him to this day... What are you doing tonight?

-MLP season 3!

-Sounds fun. Myself, I'll...

His sentenced was interrupted by a thunderstorm. Lightnings struck the ground, and out of the mist the mighty wizard Googolplex appeared.

-HI KIDS!!!!! I can kill you with a single thought! Also I can make your wish come true! Just follow me home!

-Should we trust him.

-Totally!

They touched Googolplex hands, and felt a light streaming through their bodies.

-ACHTUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They teleported into Googolplex's basement. Before them laid a control panel that controlled a gargantuic machine. The machine sparked brightly and sprayed hipster glue all over the place.

-So, What's you deepest wish, Robosprog?

-I want my pet hamster Sprog back from the dead.

-Let's do it!

Robsprog ordered the boys to step back. The machine roared to life. DogFood saw a button that said "Fuck Everything Up".

He pressed the button. Electric sparks went through his entire body.

-What did you do!!!??

Googolplex's scream was silenced by a bang from a massive static discharge that blinded Robo and Googol.
Afterwards DogFood was nowhere to be found. He seemed to have vanished. In the middle of the room sood a metal hamster.

-Why is he in metal?

-Pfffffffffffffffffft , meat is for casual, noobish, mainstream americans.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

-What the hell was that?

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

The hamster started moving and projected a laser beam that destroyed the ceiling.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

The hamster used its jetpack and flew out.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

It started to destroy central Birmingham.

-Weeeeeellllll!!??? Said Robosprog.

-Um... You can have a copy of RISEN 2 as comfort!

*******

DogFood woke up. His head hurt. He suddenly heard a soft, squeky voice that filled him with horror.

-We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, hmm, hmm, hmm...

-Hey girls! Look at this!

-What is that?

-Hey, he's waking up!!!

-HAVE YOU EARNED YOUR CUTIE MARK!!!!!??

-Wanna hear our theme song?

They started singing. There was no way out. DogFood was trapped. Forever.