Puns

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Hello Forum! As a newbie, I shall take the initiative of creating the thread of terrible puns so you will hate me less (or maybe more, but you know you want to hate me less, and I love you too). My apologies if it already exists and I failed to find it.
I'm not in the creative mood today, I'm not even going to pun this description ( O: ), so I'll start off with some old ones:

>All the good chemistry jokes Argon.
>I don't let my children watch symphonies nor big bands on tv. Too much sax and violins..
> >It only leads to treble
> >You are one clefer boy
> >I was always told that I'm pretty sharp
>"Snape snapped", said Sirius seriously.
>So, Meat Romney or Broccoli Obama?

Sorry, that's it for now. Oyasumi~