FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

[Statyk]

In the middle of the room sood a metal hamster.

-Why is he in metal?

-Pfffffffffffffffffft , meat is for casual, noobish, mainstream americans.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

-What the hell was that?

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

The hamster started moving and projected a laser beam that destroyed the ceiling.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

The hamster used its jetpack and flew out.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

It started to destroy central Birmingham.

I lost it. XD