Exercising - not a blog

[Cranky Old Man]

Dear diary.
Today I made four and a half pushups.
That's about half of what I did a week ago.
I can almost do correct ones, but my retardation is hampering my progress.
My belly is still touching my legs when I sit down.
I will have to change my name to Cranky Old Fatty soon.
Last month my girlfriend left me for a younger guy with more muscles.
She says the sex is great.