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Corrupt a wish
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RE: Corrupt a wish

(04-24-2013, 10:41 PM)Obliviator27 Wrote: Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.

Granted, but you inexplicably turn gay.

I wish I would get some fucking fanart.
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#82
RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but the fanart you get is of you riding a giant dick and it attaches its self to your wall with no possibility of ever removing it.

I wish I had a mega pencil sharpener

04-24-2013, 11:00 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

It kills you. You shouldn't have messed with my fanart fantasy.

I wish we could all live in a happy fantasy land, going on adventures every day!
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#84
RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but we will never have Princess Bubblegum's heart.

I wish I was a Skyrim vampire!

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04-24-2013, 11:43 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted. Then your world glitches due to the deadly grammar mistake, you end up in Whimsyshire and get roasted by a unicorn!

I wish we could stop killing each other in the process of corrupting wishes.

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04-25-2013, 01:06 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted. . . This post isn't funny.

I wish I had fanart, again. I didn't learn my lesson the first time.
04-25-2013, 01:09 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it's written by Googol.

I wish for a coke.

EDIT: Ironically of course, I don't actually drink soda anymore.
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, coke diet.


I wish I could memorize all the materials in first and second year economics tonight and stop panicking.

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04-25-2013, 01:20 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but then you suffer permanent brain damage.

I wish I could go to space.

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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but space suits are expensive... so you would die a horrible and painful death.

I wish I could fly.

(04-24-2013, 07:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Granted, but I like icecream.

I wish I was a pony...

*Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*
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04-25-2013, 01:25 AM
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