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The scent of cologne and sweat showers wafts out...

Shakes the vending machine in an attempt to get a freebie

Airmiles come out.
Puts a disappointed DnALANGE in, "voiceacting being delayed...."

A Voice Actor Comes out.

Puts a lion inside... and slowly walks away

An arm and a roar comes out.

Put's a gun inside...

a super-soaker comes out.

puts $1 inside...

0,72605823 Euros came out

Puts plutonium inside

Energy comes out.

Puts Energy back in.

The Large Hadron Collider comes out.

Puts the Higgs Boson in...

A Science teacher which actually knows what that is comes out.

Scribbles omegle's URL onto some paper and places it into the machine..

Penis comes out, drawn on a piece of paper.

Puts ruined childhood in...