A box of kitty litter comes out
Puts a physical manifestation of procrastination inside
I come out XD
Puts a box labelled "Motivation" inside the machine
...The same box comes out, with the label "excuses".
Puts a focused modder inside the machine...
Dogfood himself comes out
Shoves tumblr inside
The machine spits out a trigger warning in the shape of Benedict Cumberbatch's face taped to the shirt of a social justice warrior.
She calls you a misogynist before running back in to the vending machine because confronting people gives her anxiety...
#HALP I'M LITERALLY DYING #Sorry not sorry #bendict cumberbatch is my bae
The machine "shocked-get it...
" broke and send out an error message...
Puts in a new cable...
The old, broken cable turns in to a snake and slithers out. The machine seems to be fine now.
Puts a penny in.
A voice from within whispers "Thanks."
Puts in a .gif file...
The nude pics come back out, but they're now animated and a little sticky. Ew.
Puts in a lizard dressed in a dragon costume, hoping for similar results
...and a dragon dressed in a lizard costume comes out.
Puts in the dragon poop...